Nutter of the month

 Here`s  BIG Tractor boy - He`s in "Drott" heaven.....and also my nutter of the month.No doubt there is a handful of "drotting" enthusiasts throughout the world.Big Iain prefers to drive them around in their "working" rather than restored state.I prefer to label them all "scrappers" but one day I`ll end up pushing it too far and will meet my fate of being "Drotted into the northumberland landcape"This statement hereby bears witness to my grisly end in the woods of Hoster.

WEBSITE soon under construction for anyone interested in the Drott  or e-mail Iain at  drottking@aol.com

There`s a strange man lurking around the Drotts,caught - thanks to my hidden camera Most collectors,as you would agree normally lovingly polish and restore their machinery before entering the drott show. Proud as punch - tractor boy takes the audience by suprise in his scrapper.(the best  one of his collection of 10 drotts.)

 

HERE`S

AMOS

HE`S    A   

NUTTER

Left photo The salute of the three amigos to  celebrate the wedding of Amos . Right photo  D.B.- the photo that was revealed at his wedding

MEET  DAVE THE FISH

New for april, meet my mate Dave. If there`s a fish to catch my mate Dave can get it - legally or otherwise. If you`re the owner of a trout farm then watch out coz me mate Dave`s about and he`ll empty it at the drop of a hat. Dave will have his own website soon so all dodgy fishcatchers take note, I`ll keep you all posted on that one. Watching this crazy guy go to work never ceases to amaze me, nicknamed the boy with the lobster hands he was always the one with the vice like grip.Note the strange protrusions sprouting from lobster Daves wrists, almost like human fingers.....but deadly.
"There`s more than one way to poach a salmon" says Dave, favouring the trusty snare to a gently simmering fish stock with aromatic herbs. This twenty two pound beauty gently coaxed  on a fresh spring morning to Daves rod and line.......not. Next month I`ll introduce you to a friend of Daves , Amos a fine poacher of the fur and feathered variety with pics to prove his finely honed art , and hopefully Daves new website - "celebrity poachers and their victims " . until then..